how do people call her fat
How do I remain heterosexual after seeing this?
How do I remain homosexual after seeing this?
How do I remain b… wait no, I’m good.
must we play god
I see that and raise you the tubamaphone. Alto sax mouthpiece on a tuba.
I’M AT THE LIBRARY TRYING TO READ A GODDAMN BOOK AND I LOOK UP AND SHAQ IS SMIRKING SENSUALLY AT ME FROM BEHIND A BOOK AND I CAN’T FOCUS I’M SO UNCOMFORTABLE
i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
when i was crying over my friend’s suicide in a stall i caught a girl taping me through the crack in the door and smiling so crushed her phone under my foot and walked out because i don’t fucking play that
Nothing beats a snow pentagonal dodecahedron
do you wanna build a snow pentagonal dodecahedron?
it doesn’t have to be a snow pentagonal dodecahedron…